Perfectly Unsuitable.
The newsletter you didn't know you needed but will question why you subscribed to anyway.
Hello future readers with questionable taste,
In approximately TWO hours, your inbox will be blessed (or cursed, depending on your perspective) with the launch of Perfectly Unsuitable – a newsletter dedicated to unfiltered life lessons, sardonic observations, and illustrations that try.
What to expect:
Sardonic stories that may make you feel better about your own life choices
Questionable wisdom delivered with unearned confidence
Illustrations created during periods of mild derangement
Things overheard while driving my kids around that should probably stay in the car but won't
Adventures in neurodivergence that neurotypicals will find either enlightening or concerning
Behind-the-scenes glimpses into revolutionizing women's sexual wellness (because that's totally normal newsletter content)
Why subscribe?
Because your social media feeds are already full of perfect lives and humble brags. It's time for something refreshingly unsuitable.
Free subscribers get access to occasional posts and the lingering feeling that they're missing out.
Paid subscribers ($5/month – less than the cost of a New Orleans Iced Coffee from Blue Bottle to get the full experience, including exclusive content too unhinged for general consumption.
Founding Members ($240/year – yes, that's a lot, but so is therapy) get everything plus the satisfaction of directly funding someone else's questionable life choices.
Who am I?
Designer, brand visionary, entrepreneur, artist, neurodivergent, mom of 2 plus fur creature, debauchery-seeking optimist, live music llover, would rather be dancing. Cofounder of Good Kitty, revolutionizing women's sexual wellness when not writing newsletters of dubious value.
Coming to an inbox near you:
Navigating Divorce – Tales from the other side of "I do" becoming "I'm done
Past Dating & Debacles – Romantic misadventures that will make you feel better about being single
Remarriage Advice - And more categories that I'll create when procrastinating on actual writing
Doodles Dubious Decisions - llustrated proof that I should stick to dancing
Subscribe now to be first in line for content that will hopefully make you laugh and not question and your subscription choices.
This newsletter goes perfectly with coffee, wine, or whatever helps you cope with the existential dread of modern existence.